10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Fold and live to fold again
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)