10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek