10 Random Poker Quotes
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- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "No river, no fish."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--