10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.