10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel