10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion