10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels