10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.