10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]