10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.