10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.