10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "No river, no fish."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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