10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)