10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.