10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.