10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Welcome to kicker school
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill