10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.