10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword