10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.