10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha