10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"