10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP