10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)