10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."