10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls