10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.