10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves