10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.