10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim