10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers