10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks