10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?