10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!