10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."