10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fold and live to fold again
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth