10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."