10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi