10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
if u play for the thrill u are ill
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi