10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel