10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed