10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- It's Free To Fold...