10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare