10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.