10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "No river, no fish."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.