10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.