10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is for loners.