10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek