10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."