10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.