10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.